Hey! My name is Scott (he/him) I'm a 33 year old, bisexual author/graphic artist from Southern California. I don't use Tumblr very much anymore these days but you still might find a smile or two.
ok wait whats up we all know about twitter but what triggered everyone to ditch specifically now??
So Elon sent out a company wide email that was basically like “Twitter 2.0 is starting soon and it’s gonna be so hardcore! Reply to this message with Yes within 24 hours if you’re staying on the team for it.” And a ton of the employees walked out. He’s down to like 25% of the employees Twitter had just over a month ago. After that, he basically locked everyone out of the building until Monday.
absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met
the seven year old daughter of some npc i’m helping out: PAPA! YOU MUST COME MEET THE HERO WHO SAVED MY LIFE!
me, dropping a grenade on the ground accidentally and immediately blowing myself up:
Pokemon is almost always the opposite of this. I’ll have 6 gods in my party and won the championship a half dozen times and some snot nosed kid with one diglet will still be like, “you think you can beat me?”
As someone who lived through the later 2000/ early 2010 kataang v zutara ship wars, let me tell you I was NOT prepared for the new generation of ATLA fans to hit me with Zukka being their favorite ship
Disillusioned and “done with it” older children of Athena letting a twelve year old Annabeth be the head conselour of the cabin because she is at the peak of her delusions about the grandeur and glory of greek heroism and they know it will make her happy really is a much better take than like…. an actual child being in charge of a cabin with teenagers in it solely because she’s been at camp the longest.
she takes the position very seriously and drops dramatic lines like “the real world is where the monsters are” with the utmost sincerity and they’re just like “that’s nice, hun”
might fuck around, might write a 200k slow burn fanfic about how Aang and Katara break up when they’re 12 and 14 because, well, they’re 12 and 14, and Aang is the Avatar and needs to go out into the world to train more because he’s good but he’s 12 and had less than a year with most elements so he needs to learn more, and Katara is now a community leader at the now rebuilding Southern Water Tribe and is about to become a heavily important ambassador figure with both the Northern Tribe and the newly restructured Fire Nation, and then they don’t really see much of each other until their early 20′s when they finally reconnect and find a spark more real than anything they had as kids and fall in love.
